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quotearray[0] = "<p>\"Success is merely the coexistence of failure and persistence.\"<br>- Nate Gardner&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>";
quotearray[1] = "<p>\"Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it.\"<br>- Alfred Hitchcock&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>";
quotearray[2] = "<p>\"Once the game is over, the King and the Pawn go back in the same box.\"<br>- Italian Proverb&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>";
quotearray[3] = "<p>\"If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.\"<br>- Jimmy Buffett&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>";
quotearray[4] = "<p>\"In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.\"<br>- Robert Anderson&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>";
quotearray[5] = "<p>\"Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.\"<br>- Josh Billings&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>";
quotearray[6] = "<p>\"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.\"<br>- Woody Allen&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>";
quotearray[7] = "<p>\"I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.\"<br>- Isaac Asimov&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>";
quotearray[8] = "<p>\"To err is human - to press CTRL-Z is divine.\"<br>- Nate Gardner&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>";
quotearray[9] = "<p>\"Weather forecast for tonight: dark.\"<br>- George Carlin&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>";
quotearray[10] = "<p>\"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.\"<br>- Aristotle&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>";
quotearray[11] = "<p>\"The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.\"<br>- Aristotle&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>";
quotearray[12] = "<p>\"Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know.\"<br>- Daniel J. Boorstin&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>";
quotearray[13] = "<p>\"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.\"<br>- Will Durant&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>";
quotearray[14] = "<p>\"Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.\"<br>- Malcolm Forbes&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>";
quotearray[15] = "<p>\"Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.\"<br>- Aristotle&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>";
quotearray[16] = "<p>\"Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within.\"<br>- James A. Baldwin&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>";
quotearray[17] = "<p>\"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.\"<br>- Albert Einstein&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>";
quotearray[18] = "<p>\"Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words.\"<br>- Robert Frost&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>";
quotearray[19] = "<p>\"Poetry is the means to say the ugliest things in the prettiest ways.\"<br>- Nate Gardner&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>";
quotearray[20] = "<p>\"Poetry is the opening and closing of a door, leaving those who look through to guess about what is seen during the moment.\"<br>- Carl Sandburg&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>";
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