Original Works

This is where I've linked all the non-Amtgard pages I have authored. These are my attempts to "give back" to the Internet by providing information and/or amusement instead of being yet another list of links to other sources for such things. Many people will not find this information interesting. That's fine. There's plenty on the Internet that I don't find interesting, either. It works out.

In the event that you are bothered or offended by anything on these pages, I am the person to complain to (use the link at the bottom). Don't be surprised if I refuse to do anything to appease you, since I'm not exactly a high-traffic site and thus I find it hard to believe that whatever is offending you is truly a threat to society at large. But if you're going to complain, complaining to others about my pages will make you look foolish in addition to being ineffective, so go ahead and send the complaints my way. (Incidentally, complaining to me about someone else's links is equally foolish on top of being ineffective. If you want to make the world a better place by making sure folks never see a particular site, start with the site owners, and then at least from there go somewhere significant with your crusade, like Google or something.)

If you happen to see any misspelled words, gross grammatical errors or broken links, please let me know (again via the link at the bottom). I'd like to think I'm an intelligent human being (the standardized tests seem to think so, at least), and such errors really make it hard to convey such an image.

Get on with it!

So, yeah, the links:

Biographical Pages

A few different ways to learn some things about me. As silly or serious as you care to make it.

My Experience as the Morning Edge Dominatrix

Under no circumstances should you view this page if you are easily offended by pictures of fat women wearing leather and carrying whips. (If you were just offended by the mental image, too bad - that's a malfunction of your brain, not mine. Just be glad you didn't see the picture.)

flail - the wireless webcomic

Many moons ago, back when the wireless web was so new it was text-only and content needed to be presented in a whole separate form so phones could parse it, Chris Koeberle was drawing flail - the webcomic and decided to introduce what he declared a useless feature: the "text version" (the written script/storyboard) for each comic. Being one frequently at odds with the man, I was determined enough to prove him wrong that I grabbed a HDML tutorial and began converting the scripts into "webcomics" that people could enjoy on their cell phones. The march of time and technology may have finally proven him right now that people can view the original graphic strips from their phones, but it was fun while it lasted, and I keep the old files around for nostalgia.

Homosexuality in U.S. Army bugle calls

Those who know me have probably heard me say "I hate my brain!" on more than one occasion. This was possibly the single most evil revelation my brain has ever inflicted on me. Which, of course, means I must punish all of you as well.

The Bench - Strips I Did

The site is gone now, but "The Bench" was one of the initial experiments in open-source cartooning (a void since filled by the likes of stripcreator and the Red Meat Construction Set. I love such tools, and was actually smart enough to keep my Bench comics.

D&D character backgrounds - Natalie and "Dwarf"

I wish I could give credit to whomever developed the questionnaire I used to compile the character backgrounds. All I know is my GM gave me a copy and told me to use it. You automatically have permission to use these character backgrounds in your own roleplaying games; you do not automatically have permission to use them in any published works, regardless of whether you plan to see a dime from them. Ask first. The link is right down there.