Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns
From: greck@quickening.catt.ncsu.edu (greck cannon)
Subject: Yoda grammar
Date: Wed, 10 Feb 1999 7:20:00 PST



Here's an original (to my best knowledge) by Donald Simmons that was
posted to a kind of strange thread on ncsu.general...

[Note - posted with Andy Simmons' permission.  My thanks to him - ed.]

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From: dasimmon@unity.ncsu.edu (Donald Andrew Simmons)
Subject: Re: Yoda Grammar

In article <4l01ke$ivr@taco.cc.ncsu.edu>,
Ravi K. Swamy <rkswamy@unity.ncsu.edu> wrote:
>
>>Ever wonder if there are others of Yoda's race, and if they speak the
>>same way?
>
>Oh, the horror.


Imagine the yoda-men in the office, around the water cooler.
*Yoda 1:* Hello, Bill.
*Yoda 2:* Morning, Hank.
*Yoda 1:* Finish that proposal, you did?
*Yoda 2:* Yes, finally.  Quite a chore, it was.
*Yoda 1:* That Henderson, he is a slave driver, eh?
*Yoda 2:* Yes.  To kick his ass I'd like.  "There is no try, only do."
Asshole he is.