From: exile@interlog.com (Ash)
Newsgroups: alt.tech-support.recovery
Subject: X-mas Tech Support
Date: 25 Dec 1997 14:24:00 -0500


Various suggestions for spreading the joy on a working X-mas day:

1)  ISP-of-your-choice, Tech Support, Bob Crachet speaking.  Yes, Mr. Scrooge?

2)  ISP-of-your-choice, Tech Support.

    <customer complaint goes here> 

    I'm sorry sir, but you ended up on Santa's "naughty" list this year;
    you won't be getting connected any time soon.

3)  ISP-of-your-choice, Tech Support, The-Grinch-who-stole-Christmas speaking
    -- go away.

4)  ISP-of-your-choice, Tech Support, Ash speaking.  

    <customer rant goes here>

    I'm sorry sir, you'll have to refer to Microsoft.  

    <customer rant goes here>

    Look, its the season of giving; I'm giving them this case, even if it isn't
    their product.  Good day.


Season's Greetings fellow Bobs,

Ash.