From: Gaven Miller <gmiller@inca.co.nz>
Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet
Subject: [rec.humor] New Cult
Date: 19 Jul 1998 11:22:11 GMT

Subject: New Cult 
From: Baphomet <baphomet@bellatlantic.net>
Newsgroups: rec.humor

A new cult has been observed in several major cities. Known as Java's
Witnesses, they go door-to-door, distributing salvation applets.