Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: malone@duke.edu (Patrick S. Malone)
Subject: Unclear on the concept
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1998 19:30:01 PDT

As I was driving to work with the radio on, I heard the DJ bragging 
about the radio station's website and praising their Internet Service 
Provider.  The DJ made a particular point of the advantage of using a 
local ISP:

"And they're right here in _____, so we have a relationship.  We can 
just call them up, and say, 'We're about to send you a fax with 
something for the website.'"

So close . . .