From: lotzr@rpi.edu (Robert D. Lotz)
Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet
Subject: [rpi.forsale] Re: ### Voodoo Dolls $9.95 - Spells Included ###
Date: 21 Oct 1997 19:03:54 GMT

Subject: Re: ### Voodoo Dolls $9.95 - Spells Included ###
From: burkem (Winter)
Newsgroups: rpi.forsale

sales@rpgspot.com wrote:
: Voodoo Dolls For Sale

You know, I almost accused Jason (Master Cow) or Lonni of this until I
realized the spammer was serious ... that and Jason is gone for the weekend.

: Pins Not Included.

Remember, folks, you can also use wire, car antennas, and in desperation
IC pins as well.

: Comes with the following spells;
: 1) Lockjaw Spell
: 2) Bad Breath Spell
: 3) Dandruff Spell
: 4) Generic Stress Relief Spell
: 5) Hair Loss Spell
: 6) Itch Spell
: 7) Droopy Breast Spell
: 8) Fertility Spell
: 9) Burning Hell Spell
: 10) Impotence Spell
: 11) Hemorhoid Spell
  12) Fall-out-of-favor with the Gods of Partial Credit Spell
  13) Freshman Roommate as a Senior Spell
  14) Only Job Offer from Intel Spell
  15) The Itch that Won't Go Away Spell
  16) 2d6+12 Damage Spell

(The original 'spells' were so funny I was tempted to leave them alone)