From: BA Wright <bwright@cs.uct.ac.za>
Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet
Subject: [alt.tasteless] ! ! I'm hot. I'm naked. I'm live right here on your browser.
Date: 7 Oct 1997 14:15:00 -0700

Subject: Re: ! ! I'm hot. I'm naked. I'm live right here on your browser. 
From: Biohazard (BioHazard)
Newsgroups: alt.tasteless

>Hi guys-

Hey!

>I want you come and visit with me today.  

Really? That'd be nice. I'm kinda bored...

>I'll take off my clothes,
>and show you every intimate part of my body.  

What happened to visiting?  I thought we were gonna have coffee or
something.... :(

>I want you to see me.  

Sure, I'll see you when I visit you.

>I
>get off when I know that you are looking at me and thinking nasty
>thoughts.   

Really?  Like that time when I ran over that deer, and it made that
most excellent bloodsmear over my right front hood of my car?

>I'm here live, with my friends on the hottest internet sex
>connection you can make.

Sex?  Who said anything about that? I just wanted to visit, and maybe
talk of some blood or such... :(

>Just imagine... you click on your Netscape browser

But I use IE... :(  Does that mean I can't visit you now?

>, and within
>minutes.... I'll be putting on a sexy show for you.  

I want coffee damnit.

>You can chat with
>me while I'm taking it ALL off for you.  

Taking what off?  Whatever are you talking about, girl?

> You can tell me what you
>want to see.   I know that you want me.  I want you to want me.

I want you to what?  Huh?  What are you talking about?  I thought you
wanted me to visit you?

>I have the most sophisticated state of the art video system for you to
>watch me on.   

But I don't want to just watch.. I wanna visit, and have some coffee,
and maybe talk about hitting deer with my car.  Wouldn't that be a
special visit?

>You can get me, and my friends for only $20 for a 2 week trial
>membership.  

WHAT?  You want me to pay you to visit you?  That's not nice.

Forget it then.

(God, I'm so bored I responded to spam... )