Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns
From: rspi@earth.execpc.com (RSPI)
Subject: Texas Culture
Date: Sun, 4 Apr 1999 19:20:00 PDT


I was driving through downtown San Antonio with my boss when we passed a
sign reading "Museum of Texas Culture."

"Huh.  That ought to take about ten minutes to see,' I scoffed.

Without missing a beat my boss replied, "Why in God's name would you want to
go through twice?"