From: koeb8249@utdallas.edu (Chris D Koeberle)
Newsgroups: rec.games.roguelike.adom
Subject: Well.  So much for that trident.
Date: 30 May 1997 21:47:34 GMT

My roguelike keyset made me attack a goodwife.  Fortunately, I was so
lawful, the townspeople decided she must have deserved it.  I calmly
walked away from her, and she left me alone while I informed the village
elder of my success in curing Yrrigs.  However, the minute I stepped out
of his house, she was upon me again, harassing me awfully.  Fortunately,
Blup noticed this, and came rushing to my aid.  He swiftly slaughtered the
goodwife, and then fell upon himself in anguish, producing my favourite
message yet:

Blup, the baby water dragon attacks Blup, the baby water dragon.  Blup,
the baby water dragon is killed.  Blup, the baby water dragon suddenly
looks more powerful.

Funny.  He suddenly looked more like a loaf of bread and 971 gold, to me.

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