From: dean.lenort@worldnet.att.net (Dean Lenort)
Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet
Subject: [alt.religion.kibology] Re: catherter play
Date: 16 Aug 1997 10:33:10 GMT

Subject: Re: catherter play
From: froggy@praline.no.neosoft.com (Carlos May)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology, alt.fan.tito,
	alt.religion.kibology.orthodox

Lance Olkovick (lolkovic@sfu.ca) coaxed:
: "M. Otis Beard" <movinghand@NOSPAMgeocities.com> wrote:

: >  DO NOT EXPOSE YOUR APPLE LASERWRITER II TO OPEN FLAME.

     SHALL USE CLOSED FLAME ONLY.

: If Carlos doesn't repost TOUNGE OF FROG soon, he's gonna lose his
: position as 'King of the Asian Translation.'

Watch who you accuse of being a monarchist!1!  (I'm not wearing
any culottes!)

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Cyber-Pal is vacationing on the Planet Hiatus, we invite you to
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shot hiself in Miami BEEYATCH played by Robin Williams!!!

: Even after 3 readings, I still get snot on the keyboard.

All right all ready, but only because I'm a stocking holder of
Associated Keyboard Snot-Removal Corporation.

                                              --F.

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         I T ' S      T I M E ! !

...It's time to post the legendary Taiwanese English text of
TOUNGE OF FROG.

  Below you'll find the actual text on the package of the
novelty toy TOUNGE OF FROG, purchaced near the Florida Turnpike
in 1984 for $1.69 each, American.
  Reading the text of TOUNGE OF FROG aloud is one of the sacred
rituals of the True Chuch of the Great Green Frog.
  All typos verbatim.
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Frog.  If it is thrown with full of your strenght, it will spit out the
tounge, which is like the genuine one from the frog.

   INSTRUCTIONS FOR TOUNGE OF FROG

*A product has the stickness and is just like a soft rubber band with
high contractility.  It can be played to stick the remote objects.

*Inspite of it is sticky, it is never like the chewing guns which is
glued tightly and cannot be separated.

*If the stickness is not good enough, it can be washed by soap.  After it
is dried, it cab be used continously many times.

*The packing paper has printed the bug picture, which can be cut as per
the black frame and placed on the table; then you can stick the picture
with your tounge of frog.

The key point for throwing far away is the same as the throwing of fish
rod, i.e. to throw out slowly with full of your strength. Separate it
with two hands, then release one hand, throw it with full of your
strength.
No matter what you make a round ball, it will recover the original
shape.

CAUTIONS:

*Never throw out the other person's head.

*Keep away from fire.

*Inspite of it is non-toxic, it cannot be eaten.

*Never pull out tounge of frog hard, as it might be separated.

*Its content has the oil, so if it touches on cloth, precious object or
wall, the stains will remain if you don't care about it.

*Never put on surface of any object, shall keep in polybag.