From: jmackey@earthlink.net.spam (Jim Mackey)
Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet
Subject: [alt.pizza.delivery.drivers] Re: another webtv rant
Date: 13 Nov 1997 11:34:04 +0100

Subject: Re: another webtv rant 
From: tarl@worldnet.att.net.a.good.spammer.is.a.dead.spammer (Tarl Cabot)
Newsgroups: alt.pizza.delivery.drivers

On 23 Oct 1997 20:04:36 GMT, dgriffi@ultrix6.cs.csubak.edu (David
Griffith) wrote:

>I've yet to see anything resembling intelligence from webtv.  I'll very
>seriously consider killfiling ALL posts from webtv.
>
>--
>David Griffith 			Keeper of the                
>dgriffi@ultrix6.cs.csubak.edu   alt.pizza.delivery.drivers FAQ    
>-->  Dave's Pizza Page <http://www.cs.csubak.edu/~dgriffi/pizza.html> <--

Top Ten Reasons To Buy A Webtv

10) Didn't want to bother with anything productive like a computer.
  9) No bothersome upgrading, just throw it away and buy another.
  8) Put it with the Nintendo and CD player and have a multimedia  
       machine.
  7) Something to do while the Mac is in the shop.
  6) Two words - "Babe Magnet"
  5) Internet?  I thought it got the Spiderman channel!
  4) Enjoy the god-like status the internet accords me.
  3) Needed something to put my pet rock on.
  2) Wanted to get in on the "Fast Cash" deal.
  1) AOL is just too darn complicated!