From: The Famous Edwin Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet Subject: [alt.music.tmbg] Thomas Met Betty (WAS Re: TMBG stands for...) Date: 25 Feb 1999 07:06:33 GMT Subject: Thomas Met Betty (WAS Re: TMBG stands for...) From: Pee Kitty Newsgroups: alt.music.tmbg LimeZinger spewed forth: >>The Morning Began Great > i dare someone to write a short story with all words respectively > starting with > T, M, B and G.. and repeating the letters.. Thomas met Betty. Gently, Thomas moved Betty's gray tartan mittens below Grandma's table. Mouthing, "Baby, grab the milk," Betty glided through Mom's bedroom gracefully. Thomas moved briskly, grabbing the milk, breaking Grandma's teaset mindlessly. Betty glared. Thomas mournfully babbled...gone to mental blues, gone thoroughly. "My baby!" Grandma thought, "My baby's gone totally mental!" Betty gave Thomas mouth-to-mouth, but Grandma thought medical books gross, taking medical basics gullibly through morning (breakfast, generally) television. Moving Betty, Grandma threw mashed beets, garlic, then mildly broiled gazelle - the mess built, growing. Thomas, messy but growing tolerable, moved. "Boy, Grandma," Thomas moaned, "Bizzare. Great, though mighty bizzare." Grandma's toothless mouth brazenly grinned. The mood became giddy; the massive, blazing, giant television (made by germans) turned magenta, broadcasting games, telethons, movies.... Brilliant golden towers, massive, blanketed Grandma's TV! Music! Bold, gigantic, throbbing music! Beautific, growing to maniacal breadth, grandly! The music blaring? Guess....