From: "Paul L. Allen" Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet Subject: [demon.service] Next Great Demon News FU Date: 24 Sep 1997 22:36:02 -0700 Subject: Re: Next Great Demon News FU From: richard@ppeace.demon.co.uk (Richard Tibbetts) Newsgroups: demon.service malcolm@muir-et2.staff.demon.net (Malcolm Muir) wrote: >But they have not been lost. They were propagated. The only >problem is that they can not be found by article number in the >customer facing servers. ROFL!!! Press statement from the offices of White Star Line, April 15, 1912. "Contrary to press reports, the Titanic is not lost. We know exactly where it is." "We would also like to remind passengers (or their beneficiaries) that there will be no refund for the part of the trip not completed, in line with our policy that completion of the journey is not part of the supported services provided."