From: The Great and Powerful Danny Sichel Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet Subject: [alt.fan.cecil-adams] Re: Appropriate use of supernatural power (was Re: Key bending) Date: 4 Jul 1998 15:25:01 -0700 Subject: Re: Appropriate use of supernatural power (was Re: Key bending) From: "Jason Mathews" Newsgroups: alt.fan.cecil-adams, sci.skeptic Karen L Lingel wrote... >Great idea for a new thread. What are some appropriate uses of >supernatural power? I myself would use the power to pop the tires >of cars that do bone-headed traffic moves, like cut me off. > >I worked with a graduate student once who said he would use >supernatural power to get his thesis advisor to approve his thesis. > >And of course there's winning the lotto and helping humankind (like >Superman). I've always wanted telekinesis. Nothing more, nothing less. With it, I could move myself around, pick up hot objects, clean things out of the kitchen sink drain, lift skirts, save gas, warm myself in the winter, cool myself in the summer, maintain fusion reactions, change the channel without a remote, type with my arms folded, stop bullets, kill vermin, and, most importantly, induce a female orgasm at a distance.