From: letterman@poboxes.com (Kevin Nagle)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman.top-ten,alt.fan.letterman
Subject: TOP TEN LIST: Wednesday, 7/17/96
Date: Thu, 18 Jul 1996 20:18:11 -400

From New York-- Home of the Whopper--
It's the Top Ten List for Wednesday, 7/17/96
And Now-- The original "Potsie" on "Happy Days"-- David Letterman!

"Top Ten Good Things About Being Tall (As Presented by Dream Team Member
 Shaquile O'Neal)"

As presented on the 07/17/96 broadcast of LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN

10. Breathtaking view of Marv Albert's hairpiece
9. Something satisfying about knowing I'm exactly twice the height of 
   Ross Perot
8. Thin air around my head gives me a peaceful, woozy feeling
7. I don't know if you know this, Dave, but it's easier to play basketball
   if you're, like, really tall
6. You can sit behind Don King in the movies and still see the screen
5. Easy to stay awake driving when your head is sticking out of the sunroof
4. You get to go by the deliciously ironic nickname "Tiny."
3. You can hit the big and tall stores with Roger Ebert
2. It's an honor to help President Clinton climb back into the window at
   4 AM
1. You can make $14 million a year without switiching networks

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