Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns From: mokry@ctr.columbia.edu (Robert Mokry) Subject: These strings walk into a bar Date: Wed, 8 Jul 1998 19:20:01 PDT Remember the millions of mutations of the string-in-a-bar joke that were making the rounds some months ago? Well, after milliseconds of intense thought, I came up with a version that I think is actually funny. These two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, "So what'll it be?" The first string says, "I think I'll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu" "Please excuse my friend," the second string says, "He isn't null-terminated."