From: Jim Mackey Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet Subject: [alt.pizza.delivery.drivers] Re: Hi little pizza boys and girls! Date: 3 Aug 1999 17:53:19 GMT Subject: Re: Hi little pizza boys and girls! From: pizzadriver@eccentric.net (Mike) Newsgroups: alt.pizza.delivery.drivers S Fuhrman (SFuhrman@webtv.net (twitfactory of the internet)) wrote: >I do agree that these people take their jobs and this NG too seriously!! Ah, I've been waiting for you to say this. You see, your kind always says this eventually, even though it makes absolutely no sense. This group has experienced exponential growth for some time now. The reason for this is not because we take ourselves "too seriously". I couldn't imagine being here if all we did was debate various dishwashing techniques. Rather, it is because we are a fun bunch of people. Creatures like you see all the fun going on, and want to participate, but don't know how. (I envision a sign at the entrance: "Must be at least this smart to ride newsgroup.") So you become frustrated. "I came here to be entertained, dammit! Why aren't they playing with me?" So you attack that which you do not comprehend. Do you find that this happens to you often? I imagine you do. This is our stickball game. Anybody can play. Webtvers frequently assume the role of small children riding their bikes through the game, ringing their little bells. Some actually get off their bikes and try to learn the game.