From: surfbaud@waverider.co.uk (jon halewood)
Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet
Subject: [rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan] Re: New Complaints About Student
Date: 2 Jun 1998 10:32:04 +0200

Subject: Re: New Complaints About Student 
From: mloy@indyvax.iupui.edu (Mark Loy)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan

On 28 May 1998 18:58:46 GMT, in rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan
mloy@indyvax.iupui.edu (Mark Loy) wrote:

waldo@webspan.net wrote:

> R. James Coleman III wrote:
> > 
> > Francis J. Ferry, Jr. wrote:
> > >
> > > R. James Coleman III wrote in message <356D8FC0.335CF808@erols.com>...
> > > [SNIP]
> > > >Bonus points to any non-American who can guess what the only three
> > > >states that don't have counties are.
> > > >
> > > Hell, you should offer those points to Americans too.

Hey, James...he called you "Hell".

Hell, I'd be pissed ifn I was you.
 
> > I'm assuming that Americans will automatically know two, and will be
> > able to deduce the other, but... come to think of it...
> > 
> > Americans [1 pt.]
> > Furriners [5 pts.]
> 
> Okay. I will concede. The only one I know of is Louisianna. 
> 
> But I guess you can't name all four of the states that aren't really
> states, but commonwealths.


Pfffttt...fuck this pussified easy state trivia shit.

Name the state or states named after Princess Diana.

What is the Commonwealth of Kentucky's state spore?

Why do dogs get stuck together when they fuck?

Name the forty-eight cantankerous United States.

There are four states that bump up against each other and grind and rub
and sorta dry hump themselves silly...LOOK AWAY!

Arizona, take off your rainbow shades.  Arizona, why don't you go _my_
way?

Compare and contrast Connecticut.

Three states have legalized sodomy laws on the books, where are these
books and can I borrow them?

The fiftieth state was either Hawaii or Alaska...who gives a shit?

If Godzilla was a state there's no way I'd vacation there.

Name the states that all touch the Gulf of Mexico and don't forget that
little fuckin' joke of tit on Alabama...damn those Alabama assholes,
damn
them to hell!

We all know somebody who lives in Montana...isn't that amazing?

What state has more people per capita than any other state?

And just how many caps do these people have?

Which two states do you automatically think of when you are taking a
wizz?

Name the states that start with the letter "Z" and be specific.

The first state to ratify the constitution was such a brown noser.

And finally, for extra credit...

Which state, when placed on its end, would look uncannily like my mom's
sphincter _and_ how exactly do you know this and would you like to be my
dad and can we go to the zoo?