From: Katie E Sehorn <katies@utdallas.edu>
Newsgroups: rec.games.roguelike.adom
Subject: Re: bad joke (no longer SPOILY)
Date: 26 Aug 1999 13:07:58 GMT

We've secretly replaced Andrew Martin with dark, rich Folger's crystals.
Let's see if these people can tell the difference:

* Does anyone know the joke with the punch line 'are you flogging a dead
* horse'?  Its something about bondage and necrophilia or something.
* *shrug*

	The way I heard it was "I used to be into sado-necro-bestiality.
Then I realized I was beating a dead horse."

	And now I have a song stuck in my head.  You all must suffer too.

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Sado-sodo-masochistic-necro-bestiality
(To the tune of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocius")

Sado-sodo-masochistic-necro-bestiality
Is when you get excited 'cause your pooch is a fatality
When you like to tie 'em up and make 'em bark and growl and pee
Sado-sodo-masochistic-necro-bestiality

(hum diddle-iddle-iddle hum diddle-eye)

When I was a young boy all the children would harass me
'Cause I always used to get a hard-on watching "Lassie"
But today I'm proud to say my lover has a pedigree
Sado-sodo-masochistic-necro-bestiality

(hum diddle-iddle-iddle hum diddle-eye)

So take your doggie by the leash and tie it to the bedpost
Discover carnal pleasure with the canine that you love most
Grab your doggie by the tail <pause> to hell with your morality
Sado-sodo-masochistic-necro-bestiality!

Thank you for sharing in this moment.

~Fiera ("we're going to Bonus Hell") the Trollish Weaponsmith