Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: strutin@shell1.ot.com (strutin)
Subject: Software Testing
Date: Wed, 21 Oct 1998 19:30:00 PDT

During a particularly long and painful bout of REGRESSION TESTING 
our application software, my buddies and I came up with this list 
of other types of testing we'd like not to see:


AGRESSION TESTING: If this doesn't work, I'm gonna kill somebody.

COMPRSSION TESTING:  []

CONFESSION TESTING: Okay, Okay, I did program that bug.

CONGRSSIONAL TESTING:  Are you now, or have you ever been a bug?

DEPRESSION TESTING: If this doesn't work, I'm gonna kill myself.

EGRESSION TESTING: Uh-oh, a bug... I'm outta here. 

DIGRESSION TESTING: Well, it works, but can I tell you about my truck...

EXPRESSION TESTING: #@%^&*!!!, a bug.

OBSESSION TESTING: I'll find this bug if it's the last thing I do.

OPRESSION TESTING:  Test this now!

POISSION TESTING:  Alors!  Regardez le poission!

REPRESSION TESTING: It's not a bug, it's a feature.

SECCESSION TESTING: The bug is dead!  Long lives the bug!

SUGGESTION TESTING: Well, it works but wouldn't it be better if...