From: dean.lenort@worldnet.att.net (Dean Lenort)
Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet
Subject: [alt.religion.kibology] Re: The Nature of Kibology
Date: 20 Aug 1997 14:38:52 GMT

Subject: Re: The Nature of Kibology
From: "M. Otis Beard" <movinghand@NOSPAMgeocities.com>
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology, alt.culture.gard-trask

Nick S Bensema wrote:

> It could happen.  I bought a two-pack of Sno Balls at the 76 station and
> as I walked home, for one brief moment, I thought... "mmm, breasts".  I
> cupped one of them in the package for a few seconds, but then I realized
> what a freak I was being and just ate them like the manufacturer intended.
>
> Come to think of it, another pack of those sounds good about now..

  I cultivate desire and make it shine
  Like redding applets ripened in the sun
  And in the line I count up my loose change
  I have enough, I am not yet undone
  The crinkly cellophane, the coconut!
  Adorned with BHT and sugary fun
  In all the world what I love best of all
  Are the sugared breasts of Dolly Madison.