From: John Ward Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet Subject: [qut.cs.info] Birds want FAGS Date: 1 Jul 1998 07:11:53 GMT Subject: Birds want FAGS From: Not Me Newsgroups: qut.cs.info Pigeons seam to like a smoke. You know how they stand on one leg in front of someone if they want what they've got. Yes you do, don't lie, you've studied them. I see one out in front of the library it goes up to a couple of people having a smoke, stands on one leg, and looks up expectantly at them. I say give 'em a puff. It'd be the best seeing a bird walking around with a rolly in its beak (you'd have to use rollies or they would't get it into 'em). I know this is animal abuse (and spam) but, well, it'd just be soooooo funny.