From: Dave Harper Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet Subject: [rec.games.frp.misc] Bride of Son of Senzar...it's alive; al-ive!!!!!! Bwah-ha-ha!! Date: 9 Apr 1997 08:49:19 -0700 Subject: Bride of Son of Senzar...it's alive; al-ive!!!!!! Bwah-ha-ha!! From: Thorubos Newsgroups: rec.games.frp.misc yipes! my mates and i (rdebbe@aol.com, et al.) orginally began this thread to alert all of our fellow "cyber-nerds" about what we thought was at the same time an apalling AND apallingly funny RPG. However, this post has gone through _serious_ permutations! i too must admit that it has been a blast! it now seems that the creators, and their minion(s?)have never even attempted to constructively defend their hack- neyed monstrosity. 'tis disgraceful and piteous. one no longer needs to it check out; but only their posts, which have all of the mental maturity and creativity of the game, _senzar_, itself... tut-tut-tut... they have also crossed the lines of noble and polite dis- course by merely resorting to name-calling and all-too- typical ad hominem attacks. i have never once disparaged the actual characters of these pour souls in my posts re: what i think is the _warrant_, _bullet boys_, and _winger_ of roleplaying games; _senzar_, BUT . . . . . . . . . . . NYAAHH NYAAH NYAHH!!!! POOPY POOPY POOO-PY!!!!! FEEEEEEDDD USSSS THHEE SHHHHLOOOOONNNNNNGGG!!! VOIDSPAWN LOOKS LIKE KEITH PARTRIDGE!!! CRABFOAM LOOKS LIKE STAN LEE!! BRRRRRRAAAAAPPPP!!!! 'CAN'T WRITE, CAN'T CON- STRUCTIVELY ARGUE, CAN'T DISPLAY ADULT-LEVEL MATURATION!!! 'CAN'T CHARACTERIZE!!!! CAN'T ORIGINATE!!!! 'CAN'T SELF-DEPRECATE!!! LOOK AT ME I'M A _SENZAR_ C'har'Acte'R!!! MY NAME IS GUTWARBLER THROTTLE B'REAKBONESLOBBERCHOPS'R!! I AM TOUGH!! I AM VIRILE!!! I AM THE BADDEST MUTHERSCRATCHER IN THE UNIVERSE!!! LOOK AT MY RED, THROBBING, DRIPPING, uh- SWORD!!! IT IS NAMED THE SLAVERING, SOUL- SUCKER OF SIGMUND FREUD!!! I NEED NOT DISCUSS THINGS, MY ATTITUDE AND PROPENSITY TOWARDS VIOLENCE ARE MY AMBASSADORS!!! DID I JUST FART? OH NO, I GUESS THAT'S ONE OF MY POEMS... . . . . . . . . . . see you at GENCON! thorubos (aka Gutwarbler B'reakboneslobberchops'R) VENI VIDI RIDI "i came, i saw, i mocked..." p.s. despite my former words, i still emphatically recom- mend that you (all) don't just take my word for it. check out _senzar_ for yourselves! YOOOOOOUUUUUUU"LLL SEEEEEE!!!!!