From: David Gerard <fun@thingy.apana.org.au>
Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet
Subject: [alt.gothic] Re: The voices! The voices! (C4) (and the faces!)
Date: 1 Sep 1998 14:01:50 GMT

Subject: Re: The voices! The voices! (C4) (and the faces!) 
From: Ron.Cecchini@GSC.GTE.Com (Ron Cecchini)
Newsgroups: alt.gothic

"`Una" <wldrs@hotmail.com> wrote:

> i'm disturbed now.
> i need a shower.
> *stripping and walking quickly towards the shower*

Normally I might feel bad, but seeing as I have a way of talking you
out of your clothes, why stop?

...

Story:

Honest to <deity's> truth, I go out last night to a local BC hangout
'cause a good friend's last day at work is today (hey, he just walked
by...).  I throw on the backwards baseball hat (black of course) and
head out to go meet up w/ him and the few others that were "celebrating".

So, we're standing in the Anti-Chick corner (a back corner where the
dartboards are, where you're completely out of view of everyone), talking,
sucking down Guinness, blah blah blah

Long story short, 3 little BC girls had tried to come up to talk to us.
I, however, was in the mood for my own brand of "fun" and did't play along.

Heh...

I set a landspeed record as in under 5 minutes I had the most persistent
of the 3 finally backing away from me (to join her other 2 friends) repeating
over and over "You're sick..."

But as is usually the case, she came back for more abuse.

This time, in under 10 minutes total, she looks right at me and asks:

"You're not here to pick up chicks, are you?"

(that has to be the best line a victim has ever said to me!)

But she kept comin' back (weird women...)

I think it actually took me about 45 minutes before I had thoroughly
disgusted her -- but she was still standing there taking more (I really
think she was getting turned on... freak) until her friends dragged her
away.

One of the friends had been the 1st to come up to me & her opening line
was:

"So, what are you?"

which I took to mean "which ethnicity", which is what she meant.

I looked her in the eye & said "Sober." and looked away.

Yeah, I liked that one also...  I'll let you guys use it.

(but of course, she didn't get it, and kept asking me questions.  argh!)

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