From: Danny Sichel <eds7466@UMoncton.CA>
Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet
Subject: [news.admin.net-abuse.email] Re: Spammer says "OOPS"
Date: 4 Oct 1999 20:34:07 -0000

Subject: Re: Spammer says "OOPS"
From: root@avatar.vespa.foo ((null))
Newsgroups: news.admin.net-abuse.email

In article <37F74944.D60CE4E@worldnet.att.net>,
Wayne G. Strang <wgstrang@worldnet.att.net> wrote: 
> OTOH, what's he doing with a "remove list" if he's not spamming?

Christ Amighty picking figs to cover his eroticism!  Will you listen to
yourself?  "What's he doing with __________ if he's not [doing something
wrong]?"

Hey, what are we doing with <computers> if we aren't <luring people into our
child-porn spamming perverted lifestyles>?

What are any of us doing with fertilizer, if we aren't blowing things up?

What are we doing with chocolate, if we aren't trying to kill all dogs? 
What are we doing with saucers of milk, if we aren't trying to do away with
cats?  (Dogs can't metabolize chocolate, and adult cats are
lactose-intolerant).

What are you doing with a dick if you aren't screwing?  What's she doing
with her bits if she's not reproducing?