From: Danny Sichel Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet Subject: [rec.arts.comics.marvel.universe] Re: Scarlet Witch and Vision questions for Kur-- anyone ! Date: 10 Feb 1999 17:50:48 GMT [Submitter's note: The Vision is an android.] Subject: Re: Scarlet Witch and Vision questions for Kur-- anyone ! From: Eric Stevenson Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics.marvel.universe Adam Cadre wrote: : John Byrne began his WCA run by having the Vision kidnapped and taken : apart by a band of international gummint types who feared another : takeover attempt. The WCA found him, defeated the fierce Canadian : and Australian agents, and brought him back to the compound, where : Henry Pym reassembled him. Three chief differences between old : version and new: red skin color changed to white; no more Simon : Williams brain patterns (Simon refused to hand them over, figuring : this was his chance to move in on Wanda); and, for whatever reason, : no more penis. It's a good thing he didn't have any emotions when they put him back together. Vision: Let me get this straight, you rescued me, but you left my dick behind? Pym: Well, I just couldn't bring myself to pick it up with everyone watching. Cue "Avengers fighting" scene.