Date: Wed, 06 Aug 97 14:20:00 MST
From:mshufel@intelect.com
Subject: Ranger Joke

     
Little rotten Johnny's teacher asked his class to each tell a story 
and conclude with the moral of that story.
     
The following day the teacher asked for the first volunteer to tell 
their story.  Little Suzy raised her hand.  "My dad owns a chicken farm, 
and every Sunday he loads the eggs on the truck and drives into town to 
sell them at the market.  One Sunday he hit a big bump and all the eggs 
flew out and smashed onto the road."
     
The teacher asked for the moral of the story.  Suzy replied, "Don't 
put all your eggs in one basket."
     
Next was little Bobby.  "My dad also owns a farm, and every weekend
we take eggs and put them in the incubator.  Last weekend only eight out of 
the 12 eggs hatched."
     
The teacher asked for the moral of the story.  Little Bobby replied, 
"Don't count your chickens before they hatch."
     
Last was little rotten Johnny.  "My Uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam
war," he said.  "His plane was shot down over enemy territory.  He jumped 
out before it crashed with only a machine gun, a machete, and a bottle of 
tequila.  On the way down he drank the tequila.
     
Unfortunately, he landed right in the middle of 100 North Vietnamese 
soldiers.  He shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran out of bullets,
so he pulled out his machete and managed to kill 20 more before the blade 
on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands."
     
The teacher looked in shock at little rotten Johnny and asked if 
there could possibly be any moral to his story.
Little rotten Johnny nodded: "Don't fuck with Uncle Ted when he's 
been drinking."