Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns
From: ipg@dcs.warwick.ac.uk (Ian Gent)
Subject: U.S. Constitution 101
Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1999 19:20:00 PST

 
Two questions.  Their relationship is for you to determine.  
One answer is given.

1.  Who chooses the Vice President of the United States?

(Answer: The President.)

2.  There is one person in the U.S. to whom the V.P.'s performance
   as President cannot possibly matter in any way.  Name him.