From: Simon Lyall <simon@darkmere.gen.nz>
Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet
Subject: [nz.soc.queer] 16 lrne byq obl jvgu 9" yvzc qvpx abg ergbhpurq
Date: 6 Apr 1998 20:46:00 -0700

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Subject: Re: 16 year old boy with 9" limp dick not retouched 
From: David Herkt <dherkt@ihug.co.nz>
Newsgroups: nz.soc.queer

DeereHD wrote:
> 
> Just kidding               HA HA


Apropos of this post, for a while I collected the best spam subject
titles in gay NGs. I've got a list in my top drawer. Please DO NOT read
this post if you are likely to be offended.

Here's a few of DH's favourites. 

MOUTH-MILKING LOLLIPOP OF YOUNG CUDDLY
				(worthy of James Joyce, that one!)

TEEN JOCKS WITH BIG COCKS IN GEOSYNCHRONOUS ORBIT
				(the logic of this escapes me)


DO AS THIS MAN SAY, LADIES!

(from a Jap bondage site, nothing like Japlish to bring out the bizarre
in our vernacular)


PUSHING IT INTO WELL-TRAINED BOY PUSSY

				(I sort of like the merging of anatomies in that one)


and possibly, for me, the most unerotic one ever:

IMAGINE TOM CRUISE SHOVING HIS HOT COCK UP YOUR ASS

(no I can't even imagine that, I can't even imagine Tom Cruise doing
ANYTHING sexual - do Scientologists actually do it, or are they forced
to adopt?)

mind there is also the famous

CUM SHOOTING UP HER NOSE

and while the following is very ordinary, I like for some reason

GERMAN TEEN SLUT MODELS BLOW THEIR PHOTOGRAPHERS

I also like the Lesbian-threat implicit in

STRAP_ON BITCHES ARE WAITING FOR YOU!

(that's right, girls, you give it to those straight boys...)

and then there is the mysterious

BOYS, THEY'RE NOT JUST THERE FOR BREAKFAST ANYMORE

Now what does that mean? Are they there for lunch? Or does it mean that
they've been out all night having a good time and haven't come yet and
Mom and Dad and Little Sister are sitting with their cereal looking at
the empty place where Billy used to sit?