Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: mfarrell@excelonline.com (Michael Farrell)
Subject: Really Important Stuff if you frazzled
Date: Mon, 6 Sep 1999 19:30:00 PDT

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." -- Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
-- Ben Williams

"Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it
look like the dog did it." -- Unknown

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite
you;  that is the principal difference between a dog and a man." -- Mark Twain

"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed
contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts."
-- John Steinbeck