From: Todd M Harover Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet Subject: [rec.sport.golf] Re: Broads playing golf Date: 27 Aug 1999 15:56:19 GMT Subject: Re: Broads playing golf From: acssysdsc@acs.eku.edu (Dudley Cornman) Newsgroups: rec.sport.golf In article <7q1sls$ok6@freenet-news.carleton.ca>, ap164@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (Maria L. Evans) writes: > "Mark Koenig" (koenig@rsn.hp.nospam.com) writes: >> >> Ahem...Guys do it too....wait...you've never inhaled >> to pump up your chest and suck in your gut near a >> woman...right? *lol* > > > Mark, there was a great cartoon in "Cathy" a few years back that said it > all. Cathy and the gals were at the pool and this guy with a fat belly > was walking by. They say stuff like "What a creep" and "What could this > guy possibly be thinking, looking like that?" > > Then they show the guy with the thought baloon...."Hmmm. The redhead > would be kinda cute if she wasn't quite so fat...." I know a funny one that happened in real life. I had a roommate that had short skinny legs, a long thick torso, severe pot belly, and mail pattern baldnesss at age 20. He was also clumsy and stumbled alot. He liked snuff and was rarely ever with out it. He didn't date too much, but he met this teacher once that was a good bit over weight, not all that pretty, big head of blonde hair. He told me and my wife once that she wasn't exactly the look he was going for... Our thoughts were... like the look she is going for is a short-legged, bald, stumbling pot-bellied pig with dried snuff on his face... BTW- the end to this story is that he finally did find a girl with the look he was going for... and married her. She isn't bad looking at all and she is nice too. So there is hope for all you other shortlegged, bald, stumbling, pot bellied pigs out there too... snuff optional.