From: Daniel Ewing <dewing@chelmsford.com>
Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet
Subject: [alt.folklore.urban] Nurses & sex aid
Date: 10 Jul 1997 21:45:01 -0700

Subject: Re: Nurses & sex aid 
From: jrh@userv.aiss.uiuc.edu (Jason R. Heimbaugh)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban

>Vicki "How do you help someone have oral sex?" Robinson

Stop when necessary:

1. Maintain personal hygiene.

2. Glue Velcro(tm) to his forehead.

3. Hide his modem until he remembers what to do.

Jason "there should a step involving an ice cream cone as well" Heimbaugh