From: ross_presser@imtek.com (Ross Presser) Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet Subject: [rec.arts.books.tolkien] Re: ~Where did Gandalf/Galadriel/Elrond/Cirdan keep their Rings? Date: 1 Oct 1999 16:47:48 +0200 Subject: Re: ~Where did Gandalf/Galadriel/Elrond/Cirdan keep their Rings? From: "maurice finn" Newsgroups: rec.arts.books.tolkien > I've just been discussing the limitation of two rings per character in the > Angband newsgroup and the idea of wielding rings that you wear on your ears or > wherever came up. > > To hide a ring, why not wear it in your navel or around your genital proboscis? > That's why no one could see their Rings . . . . > > Mark Constantino Three Rings for the Elven-Knobs under their vests Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their balls of stone Nine for mortal woman on their breasts One for the dark lord on his dark bone In the land of proboscis where your privates lie One ring for both your balls, one ring to prick them One ring to dangle there and in the darkness your partner will say "What the bloody hell was that"