Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: baldwin@netcom.com (J.D. Baldwin)
Subject: Irony is finally, truly dead.
Date: Sat, 31 Oct 1998 19:30:01 PST

The following is true.  Someday soon, I expect it will be an artifact
in the Museum Of Where It All Began To Go Horribly Wrong:

While walking through a bookstore the other day, I noticed a book in a
rack that stood out.  I picked it up and looked at it.  It was a
"Preparation Guide" for the "National Teacher's Examination."

Sound like a good thing?  I thought so, too, until I noticed the
publisher:

Cliff's Notes.