From: fun@thingy.apana.org.au (David Gerard) Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet Subject: [alt.gothic] I mean, jeez, it was _just_ a little nail polish. Date: 24 Apr 1998 15:21:36 +0200 Subject: I mean, jeez, it was _just_ a little nail polish. From: "Dranith" Newsgroups: alt.gothic [Submitter's note: this is old, but I've been meaning to post it to a.h.b-o-u since I saw it, and just got the a.h.b-o-u FAQ in today's news download.] It's not every night that you see a 6' long inflated penis. Needless to say, it caught my attention. There, standing next to the road, was a fratboy holding a massive dick and thumbing for a ride, his buddies sitting on their cars behind him. Seized with a sudden inspiration, I slammed on the brakes and pulled into the parking lot next to them. The boys on the cars were already laughing when I got to the oversized prick. I'd made sure, though, to tuck my hands in the pockets of my jacket. Barely able to keep a straight face, I looked the guy in the eye and said, "Need a ride?". This sent the boys in the background into howls of mirth. Before the one in front of me could respond, I spoke up again. "It looks heavy. Need a hand?" One of the fratboys falls off his car. "No... uh... thanks.", came the reply. Grinning hugely now, I freed a hand from its pocket and rested it on the enormous pool toy: "I was just on my way home, if you wanna come." The twits behind us suddenly grew silent as they saw the polish on my nails. The one I was talking to took a couple of steps back, looking back at his friends for support. For a moment, we all stood there, my with my big grin, them staring like _I_ was the one with a 6' wiener. I shrugged and walked away, laughing uproariously. I mean, jeez, it was _just_ a little nail polish. I love this town!