Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns
From: "Henry_Cate_III.PA"@XEROX.COM
Subject: And a few soviet jokes
Date: Sun, 31 Aug 97 19:20:01 EDT





The five rules of Socialism:

	1. Don't think

	2. If you do think, don't speak

	3. If you think and speak, don't write

	4. If you think, speak and write, don't sign

	5. If you think, speak, write and sign, don't be surprised