From: john@thebeard.demon.co.uk (John Robinson)
Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet
Subject: [rec.arts.sf.written] Re: upgrade to a Culture Mind (was: David Brin posts Star Wars.
Date: 14 Sep 1999 14:13:17 +0200

Subject: Re: upgrade to a Culture Mind (was: David Brin posts Star Wars.
From: Dan Krashin <dnokrashin@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written

Guy Gordon said:

[snip]
>New Question: What abilities would you want to add to your
>mind?

Why, an improved version of the "dancing paper clip"
from Microsoft Office, of course.

"I see you are trying to make love.  Would you like some
help?"
<Yes, activate the Sex Wizard.>
<No, leave me alone, for chrissakes.>