From: Jim Menard Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet Subject: [alt.religion.kibology] Re: An explanation is in order. Date: 23 Dec 1999 18:03:59 GMT Subject: Re: An explanation is in order. From: mmcirvin@world.std.com (Matt McIrvin) Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology In article <385DCABB.1E70@agilent.com>, Chris Franks wrote: >Let's learn to count: >The 1st decade: years 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,and 10. >The 1st century: years 1 through 100 inclusive. >The 1st millenium: years 1 through 1000. >The 2nd decade: years 11 through 20. >The 2nd century: years 101 through 200. >The 2nd millennium: years 1001 through 2000. >The 20th century: years 1901 through 2000. >The 21st century: years 2001 through 2100. >The 3rd millennium: years 2001 through 3000. SO IT WOULD SEEM, ACCORDING TO YOUR EARTH LOGIC. HOWEVER, USING THE PRINCIPLES OF GENERAL CALCULOGICONICS, WHICH WERE MERELY GLIMPSED AT BY YOUR EARTH GENIUS ALFRED KORZYBSKI, WE OF PLANET ZOLTOR HAVE DETERMINED THAT THE TRUE BEGINNING OF THE MILLENNIUM WILL NOT OCCUR UNTIL YOUR EARTH YEAR 3365. OF COURSE I AM REFERRING TO YOUR EARTH MILLENNIUM AS OPPOSED TO THE MILLENNIUM OF ZOLTOR, WHICH WE REFER TO AS OUR EARTH. ON OUR EARTH OF ZOLTOR, THE MILLENNIUM IS SIX OF YOUR EARTH MINUTES LONG, BECAUSE OF OUR HEIGHTENED SENSE OF TIME PERCEPTION, ATTAINED THROUGH THE USE OF ATOMIC TRANSCENDONS. THIS IS WHY WE HAVE GIANT BULGING FOREHEADS. WE KNOW THAT YOU CAN HEAR US, EARTHMEN. WE KNOW YOU'RE SCREENING CALLS, EARTHMEN. PICK UP THE GODDAMN PHONE. HELLO?