From: asimpson@utdallas.edu (Aaron B Simpson)
Newsgroups: utd.flame
Subject: Mercury "ad"
Date: 2 Dec 1997 15:31:39 GMT

	This is one of the pseudo-ads you see in the Mercury, put there
to show how fun and upbeat the Mercury staff is.

	"What do you get with a million monkeys
	 and a million typewriters?
	 <monkey graphic>
	 The UTD Mercury"

	Shouldn't that be a dozen monkeys and a couple of Macs?