From: John W Krahn Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet Subject: [comp.programming] Re: OT: Linux Advocates Date: 27 Dec 1999 12:25:21 +0100 Subject: Re: OT: Linux Advocates From: gerryq@indigo.ie (Gerry Quinn) Newsgroups: comp.programming In article , davecook@home.com (David M. Cook) wrote: >* Microsoft is looking to hire people with Linux experience (really). While the patient feels no more than slightly unwell, at the cellular level dramatic activity is taking place. White blood cells prowl the bloodstream, sampling the strange bacteria and blindly preparing an automatic but devastating response that will ultimately destroy them. For several days yet, the bacteria will grow and multiply, but the die is now cast, and soon the bodily environment will have changed in a way that makes it impossible for them to survive...