Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns
Subject: Bosnia (slightly sick...)
From: coburn@scn.org (David Coburn)
Date: Fri, 2 Jun 2000 19:20:00 PDT


This originated from another email, slightly cleaned up for public
consumption:

A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace
keeping mission.  During a briefing on land mines, the captain asked for
questions.

Our intrepid solder raised his hand and asked "If we do happen to step on a 
mine, Sir, what do we do?"

"Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter 
oneself over a wide area."