From: Ian Porter Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet Subject: [alt.zen] Re: happy buddha's pot belly Date: 13 Nov 1997 11:26:39 +0100 Subject: Re: happy buddha's pot belly From: jmbay@leland.Stanford.EDU (Joseph Michael Bay) Newsgroups: alt.zen, alt.religion.kibology >Yep, buddha became more like an east-asian there. I'm sure buddha will >look more american in a hundred years in this part of the world, >holding a diet coke instead of a jar of medicine. >Naturally, my next question for you will be: >Which one is the correct Buddha? :)) AVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVIS BEAVIS ________________BEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVI SBEAV / \ISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBE AVISB/ / \ \ \EAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAV ISBEA| |VISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVIS BEAV/ /BEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAV ISB| ___\ \| | / /ISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEA VIS| / \VISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEA BEA| | \BEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVI VI/ | _ |SBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAV SB| | \ | EA| | _\ /| A monk asked Kibo, "Which one is the VI| __\ <_o)\o- correct Buddha?" SB| | \ Kibo answered, "The correct Buddha is EAV\ || \ the one behind you." ISBE| |__ _ \ When the monk turned around, he saw no AVIS| | (*___) one. Then Kibo kicked him in the butt. BEAV| | _ | /That was pretty cool. ISBE| | //_______/ BEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEABLE AVIS| / | UUUUU__ BEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVIS BEAVI\| \_nnnnnn_\-\ BEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVIS SBEAVI| ____________/ BEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVIS BEAVIS| /BEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBEAVISBE +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++