Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: belville@altech.com (Sharon Belville)
Subject: living punch line
Date: Tue, 26 May 1998 19:30:00 PDT

So my sister, a natural blond graduating from the University of North
Carolina Law School, is job hunting.  I suggested that since Microsoft
is building up their legal team, she should send them a resume and
become a southern blond Microsoft lawyer -- and be the butt of any joke
on the internet.