From: Rob Kotera Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet Subject: [alt.fan.jimmy-buffett] Dang ol' Jimmy Date: 29 May 1997 09:02:00 -0700 Subject: Dang ol' Jimmy From: Lizard Boy Newsgroups: alt.fan.jimmy-buffett Dale-- I read last night that some guy named Jimmy Buffett is going to take over the world by cornering the beer market and brewing mind altering drugs into the beer. Hank- What in the hell are you talking about Dale? Who is this Jimmy Buffett? Boomhaur- I tell u wut man, that dang ol' Jimmy Buffett man, he's cool, singin 'bout that dang ol' booze in the blender bein' drunk at the Krystal with a dang ol' bear eatin' fruitcakes in paradise when that dang ol' volcano blows . . . he got them dang ol' fans wearin' funny hats doin' some kinda dance talkin' 'bout ol' fins to the left in one dang ol' harbor givin' everbody oysters & beer in dang ol' tin cup challice come monday. Dale- You see! He's already got Boomhaur. He's out to get us all! I read it on alt.conspiracy.balckhelicopters. Bill- I hear he's got a bigger following than Willie Nelson. Hank- That is impossible! Willie Nelson is the greatest thing to ever happen to music! This Jimmy Buffett is not fit to wash Willie's bandana. Boomhaur- That dang'ol IRS man, they took all Willie's dang ol' money..he had to file chapter 13 and ended up sellin' them dang ol' bandanas to everbody to pay for lawyers man. Hank- I own one of those bandanas! That's not the point. I need a beer!