From: David Bowie <dbowie@mail%.sas.upenn.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet
Subject: [alt.religion.christian-teen] HIDDEN CODES IN THE BIBLE: HOAX OR
Date: 9 Oct 1997 08:26:01 -0700

Subject: Re: HIDDEN CODES IN THE BIBLE: HOAX OR 
From: tomscud@umich.edu (Thomas R Scudder)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.christian-teen, alt.atheism, alt.religion, 
 alt.religion.scientology, alt.religion.mormon, alt.religion.kibology, 
 alt.religion.islam, alt.religion.christianity, alt.religion.christian-teen, 
 alt.religion.christian, alt.religion.vicca, alt.apocalypse, alt.b

Hobo (Im@home.now) aseioniezi:

: 1 Cor 15:55 (KJV)  "O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy
: victory?"
: Praise the Lord!!!! We defeated death!

BUT NOW...

<Ominous music.  In the midst of a heavy thunderstorm, the camera focuses
in on a GRAVESTONE.  Engraved on it is "DEATH - b. 4000 BC, d. 30 AD.  The
music crescendoes, and a BONY HAND bursts out of the ground.>

HE'S BACK!  AND HE'S PISSED OFF!

<scene of Death, wearing an Armani suit and holding an Uzi, opening fire
on a busy city street>

AND THERE'S ONLY ONE MAN WHO CAN STOP HIM!

<Some guy with long hair and a beard, sitting on a throne.  There is a
tremendous light given off by something to his left.  He stands up and
looks at the camera with a beatific-yet-uncompromising expression on
his face>

<fade to black, words, in a high-tech neo-Gothic font, zoom into place
from the extreme foreground>

JESUS ... VS. ... DEATH
... II ... THE ... LAST ... TRUMP

COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU!