From: Jeffrey Kaplan Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet Subject: [rec.humor.oracle.d] Re: Yay me! Date: 17 Sep 1998 15:08:54 GMT [Submitter's note: These two messages should be read together to get the joke of the second one.] Subject: Re: Yay me! From: jkapllan@world.std.com (Jeffrey Kaplan) Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d Imagine my surprise when the Vorlon glyphs on the ancient artifact translated into this message from Corran Webster: ; >> But Nils...it was a pizza! ; >> -- Kimberly "what's that burning smell from Belgium" Chapman ; >It's pizza extra crispy! Killed the ansjovis though, and that is a good ; >thing. ; >Nils "HATE fish" Desle ; So, you don't ljke snakes, you don't ljke spjders, and now you don't ljke ; fjsh. Next you'll be telljng us you've got an jrratjonal fear of the ; letter j after some Dane majled you a whole boxfull of them to you on ; your bjrthday. ; ; Corran ; (and j's can't be killed by microwaving, either...) No, you have to drop a 16 ton weight on them. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Subject: Re: Yay me! From: Lars Clausen Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d On Wed, 16 Se ed the words of the Internet Orac e: ( ) ------- | > Imagine my | / \ | e ancient artifact > translated | / \ | : > | / \| | | >; >> But Nil | / \ | | >; >> -- Kimb | / \ | | Belgium" Chapman >; >It's pizz / \ | hough, and that is a good >; >thing. | / \ | >; >Nils "HAT | / \ | >; So, you do | | / 16 \ | rs, and now you don't >; ljke fjsh. | | / \ | t an jrratjonal fear of >; the letter | / TONS \ | boxfull of them to you >; on your bj | / \ | >; / \ >; Corran / \ >; (and j's c<___________________________________> > j j jj j j j > No, you have to drop a 16 ton weight on them. > Like this? They're stubborn li'l fellas, them j's. -Lars "No good at ascii art letters" Clausen