From: Mark Balzer Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet Subject: [uiuc.classifieds.personals] Bitch and her Brother ISO Master or Mistress Date: 1 Mar 1998 18:26:58 GMT Subject: Bitch and her Brother ISO Master or Mistress From: Sappho Newsgroups: uiuc.classifieds.personals, uiuc.classifieds Sounds kinky, eh? Our names are Sappho and Brutus. Sappho is an 8 yo 80 lbs female spayed Doberman-German Shepard mix, probably a lesbian. Brown/Black, short hair, likes to run and catch balls. I promise, I won't laugh if you can't throw balls... I can't catch them. All that matters is that we are having a good time doing it. Brutus is an 8 yo 100 lbs male neutered German Shepard mix. Tri-color, very furry. I like to cuddle up with you and lay my head in your crotch. We both are healthy, and very friendly. We also get along with kids, cats, dogs, you name it. After our original Master passed away, we have not gotten enough attention lately. Our old Master's friend who took us into foster care is at work all day and cannot spend enough time with us. We are now looking for new Master or Mistress for a mutually fulfilling trisome.