From: GKountz@asu.edu Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet Subject: [alt.fan.cecil-adams] Human jokes Date: 24 Dec 1998 00:36:19 GMT Subject: Human jokes From: RM Mentock Newsgroups: alt.fan.cecil-adams jfw@radix.ignorethis.net wrote: > : Hey, the Polish tell Polish jokes, Irish tell Irish jokes, blondes > : tell blonde jokes, and Catholics tell Catholic jokes. Geophysicists > : tell geophysics jokes, mathematicians tell mathematician jokes, > : rednecks tell redneck jokes, men tell men jokes. > > Speak of mathematician jokes... And, here are some human jokes: Q: What do you get when you cross a human with a skunk? A: A skunk that smells so bad it has to use a deodorant! Q: What do you get when you cross a human with a 500 pound gorilla? A: Someone who pollutes anywhere they want to! Q: What is it when one human calls another human an animal? A: Flattery. Q: Why did humans invent writing? A: So they could remember what their instincts are. Q: How many humans does it take to make a civilization? A: At least six billion, 'cause we're not there yet. Q: How do you know when a human has been in your wilderness? A: It's gone. Q: How do you know when a human is through exploiting you? A: It's heart isn't beating. Q: What will happen when humans discover that they're not the only intelligent beings? A: They'll try to fix that. Q: Humans are easily satisfied, it only takes two things. What are they? A: Being rich, or dead. Q: Why does a human talk? A: So it doesn't have to think.