From: jkapllan@world.std.com (Jeffrey Kaplan) Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet Subject: [rec.humor.oracle.d] Re: Prescription advertizements Date: 25 Jun 1998 13:08:14 +0200 Subject: Re: Prescription advertizements From: "DMP" Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d Kimberly Chapman wrote in message <6mbck6$396@freenet-news.carleton.ca>... >[1] Today is the last day I have to drive cross the city to go to work, >because our office is moving and will now be about 10 minutes away by city >streets instead of 45 minutes away by highway, if the traffic's good, >which it never is. I can't believe there is that much traffic in Cananananda. You ought to try Houston (ever camped out for 4 hours on a closed freeway on Saturday in 104 degree heat (with a heat index close to 115 degrees) without and A/C in your car? I have, this last one. Some lady was about to commit suicide by jumping off a bridge. They had to clear the area for several hundred yards because they were smart enough to figure out that if anyone in traffic could get a clean shot at her she'd get her wish. One guy got on his CB/PA and was *very* loudly asking her in a polite voice to hurry up and jump before the rest of us perished from heat exhaustion. After his request everyone honked their horns in a sort of applause, ah, Houston's a sick, friendly sort of town.)